A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can pass our challenge." Intrigued, the man approaches the bartender and asks about the challenge.
The bartender explains, "You must complete three tasks to win free drinks for life. First, you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Second, you must go out back and wrestle our meanest bouncer, Big Bob. And finally, you have to go upstairs and make passionate love to our oldest and grumpiest regular, Mrs. McGillicutty."
The man is hesitant but determined to win free drinks for life, so he agrees to the challenge. He chugs the hot sauce, tears streaming down his face but determined not to flinch. He then goes out back and wrestles Big Bob, getting thrown around like a ragdoll but refusing to give up. Finally, he goes upstairs to Mrs. McGillicutty's room, where she is waiting impatiently.
As the man starts to undress, Mrs. McGillicutty suddenly stops him and says, "Wait a minute, young man. I just remembered I left the oven on downstairs. Mind going to check for me?"
Relieved, the man quickly runs downstairs to check the oven, only to find the bartender waiting for him with a big grin. The bartender hands him a drink and says, "Congratulations, you passed the challenge! Enjoy your free drinks for life."
The man is ecstatic and grateful for the free drinks, but still a bit confused. "But why did you make me go through all that?" he asks.
The bartender chuckles and replies, "Oh, we just wanted to see if you were brave enough to take on the challenge. And I must say, you really earned it. Plus, now you have a great story to tell every time you come in for a drink!"