A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for the person who can make my horse laugh."
The man thinks for a moment and decides to give it a try. He walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll give it a shot, but I warn you, I'm not the best comedian."
The bartender nods and points to a horse tied up outside. The man walks over to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and the horse starts laughing hysterically.
The bartender is amazed and gives the man a free drink.
A few weeks later, the man walks back into the bar and sees a new sign that says, "Free drinks for the person who can make my horse cry."
The man thinks for a moment and decides to give it a try once again. He walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll give it a shot, but I warn you, I'm not the best actor."
The bartender nods and points to the horse outside. The man walks over to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and the horse starts crying uncontrollably.
The bartender is blown away and gives the man another free drink.
As the man is enjoying his drink, the bartender asks him, "How did you make my horse laugh and cry?"
The man takes a sip of his drink and replies, "Well, the first time, I told the horse that my salary was higher than the bartender's. And the second time, I showed him my paycheck."