A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he noticed a small jar on the counter labeled "Psychic Frog – $100 per question." Intrigued, the man decided to give it a try and placed $100 on the counter.
He asked the bartender, "Can I ask the psychic frog a question?" The bartender nodded and the man leaned in, whispering, "Will I win the lottery this week?"
The bartender opened the jar and out hopped a tiny green frog. The frog stared at the man for a moment before croaking, "It is certain."
Ecstatic, the man rushed out to buy a lottery ticket. Sure enough, he won the jackpot that very week! Overjoyed, he returned to the bar and placed another $100 on the counter.
This time, he asked the frog, "Will I ever find true love?" The frog blinked, then croaked, "Outlook not so good."
The man was devastated. He demanded a refund from the bartender, who simply pointed to a sign on the wall that read, "No refunds for frog predictions."
Defeated, the man left the bar, wondering how a psychic frog could predict lottery numbers but not his love life. As he walked away, he heard a voice behind him say, "Just kidding, buddy! I'm a frog, not a miracle worker!"