A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Cheeseburger: $1, Chicken Sandwich: $2, Handjob: $5."
Curious, he looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to her and asks, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
The blonde winks at him and says, "Why yes, I am."
Feeling a little frisky, the man says, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."