Bad News from the Doctor

A man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. After the examination, the doctor sits him down and says, "I have some bad news and some even worse news."

The man gulps nervously and asks, "What's the bad news, doc?"

The doctor sighs and says, "Well, the bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."

The man's eyes widen in shock and he stammers, "Oh my god, what could be worse than that?"

The doctor replies, "The even worse news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday."