One day, a snail decided he wanted to buy a flashy new sports car. So he went to the dealership and told the salesman he wanted the fastest car they had. The salesman showed him a sleek, shiny red car and said, "This is our fastest car, it can go from 0 to 60 in just three seconds."
The snail was ecstatic and bought the car on the spot. As he was driving his new car around town, he couldn't believe how fast it was. He zoomed past all the other cars on the highway, feeling like a true speed demon.
But just as he was reveling in his newfound speed, he heard a police siren behind him. He pulled over and the cop walked up to his window.
The cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
The snail replied, "No, but it must have been pretty fast, considering I just passed a turtle!"
The cop chuckled and said, "Well, I have to give you a ticket for speeding, but I have to admit, that was a pretty good one. Have a nice day, Mr. Snail."
And with that, the snail drove off, feeling like the coolest snail on the block.