A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Cheeseburger: $1.00, Chicken Sandwich: $2.00, Hand Job: $5.00."
Curious, the man calls over the bartender and asks, "Is this for real? You're really selling hand jobs for $5?"
The bartender nods and says, "Yep, it's true. You just gotta go over to the curtain and the girl back there will take care of you."
The man thinks for a moment, then decides to give it a shot. He hands over the $5 and heads behind the curtain. A few minutes later, he walks out with a huge smile on his face.
"That was amazing!" he exclaims to the bartender. "I'll have to come back here more often!"
The bartender laughs and says, "Yeah, we get a lot of repeat customers."
The man nods and starts to leave, but then stops and asks, "Hey, by the way, who's the girl back there?"
The bartender looks around furtively and leans in close, whispering, "Oh, she's just the owner's wife. He lets her come in and do it to drum up business."