Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
But the lettuce wasn't impressed, it was too busy romaine-ing calm.
And the cucumber thought it was a pickle, but it was just in a bit of a jam.
The carrot couldn't carrot all the drama and tried to dip out, but the onion said, "Don't onion me! Lettuce finish the story!"
But the tomato couldn't ketchup because it was too busy relishing in the chaos.
Finally, the celery spoke up and said, "Lettuce turn over a new leaf and squash this beef. We're all veggies here, we should be rooting for each other!"
And they all laughed and lived happily ever after in the salad bowl of life. The end.