A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can pass our challenge!" Intrigued, he asks the bartender what the challenge is.
The bartender explains, "You have to successfully complete three tasks. First, you have to drink a shot of super spicy hot sauce without flinching. Second, you have to make our resident tough guy, Big Mike, laugh. And finally, you have to go into the back room and pull the tooth of our angry, drunken pirate parrot."
The man thinks for a moment and decides to give it a shot. He confidently drinks the shot of hot sauce without flinching, and then approaches Big Mike. He whispers something in his ear, and Big Mike bursts out laughing. The bartender is impressed.
Feeling emboldened, the man heads into the back room to face the pirate parrot. The parrot is indeed angry and drunk, and as the man cautiously approaches, the parrot squawks and snaps at him. But the man is determined, so he reaches in and grabs the parrot's tooth in one swift motion.
The bartender is amazed and declares the man the winner. The man is ecstatic and looks forward to a lifetime of free drinks. But as he's leaving, he can't help but ask, "So what was it that made Big Mike laugh?"
The bartender smiles and replies, "You see, Big Mike has never heard that joke before. And as for the tooth-pulling, well, let's just say that parrot has been bothering us for weeks!"