A man is walking through the forest one day when he stumbles upon a talking frog. The frog looks up at him and says, "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess."
The man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket, continuing on his walk. The frog, now trapped in his pocket, continues to pester him, saying, "I said kiss me and I will turn into a princess!"
Finally, the man stops and takes the frog out of his pocket. He looks at it and says, "Listen, I don't have time for a girlfriend right now. But a talking frog? That's pretty cool. How much do you want for it?"
The frog looks at him in shock and says, "Are you serious? I can turn into a beautiful princess and you want to buy me as a pet?"
The man shrugs and replies, "Well, think about it. A talking frog is way more impressive than a regular old princess. Plus, I can show you off to all my friends. So, what do you say?"
The frog just shakes its head in disbelief and hops away. The man watches it go, laughing to himself at the absurdity of the situation. He continues on his walk, happy to have a new talking frog friend.