A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both sit down at the bar and the man orders a beer for himself and a double shot of whiskey for the giraffe.
The bartender, a little confused but always up for a challenge, pours the drinks and serves them to the man and the giraffe. The man quickly drinks his beer while the giraffe slowly sips on its whiskey.
After a few minutes, the giraffe keels over and falls to the floor, completely unconscious. The bartender rushes over and shouts, "What the heck, man? You can't bring that thing in here if it's just gonna pass out!"
The man, unfazed, exclaims, "That's what happens when you give a giraffe too much to drink! Last time I bring him out with me."
Realizing the humor in the situation, the bartender chuckles and helps the man drag the giraffe out of the bar. As they're leaving, the man turns to the bartender and says, "Don't worry, we'll be back tomorrow night! But this time, I'll make sure he sticks to water."