A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a beer. The bartender, surprised by the monkey, asks the man what the monkey is for.
The man replies, "Oh, he's my drinking buddy. He keeps me company and listens to all my problems."
The bartender nods and continues to serve the man his beer. Suddenly, the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut bowl, and starts shoving peanuts up his butt.
The bartender, shocked and disgusted, asks the man what the monkey is doing.
The man calmly replies, "Oh, he's just trying to access his savings account."