Once there were three friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer, who decided to go on a camping trip together. As they were setting up their tents, they noticed a bear heading towards them.
The doctor quickly grabbed his medical bag and exclaimed, "I'll take care of this!" He ran towards the bear, but tripped and fell on a rock, injuring his ankle.
The lawyer, thinking he could outsmart the bear, said, "I'll handle this!" He approached the bear and started reading a lengthy legal document about the bear's rights in the forest. But the bear got bored and walked away.
The engineer, not wanting to be outdone, exclaimed, "I've got this!" He ran towards the bear, shouting, "I am an engineer! I know how to build things!" The bear stopped in its tracks, looked at the engineer, and said, "Well, then build me a bridge so I can cross this river over here."
The engineer scratched his head and replied, "Actually, I'm more of a software engineer, so I don't know much about building physical structures. But I can create an app for you to find the best fishing spots in the river!"
The bear chuckled and walked away, leaving the three friends in stitches at the absurdity of the situation. And from then on, they knew that they should leave bear encounters to the professionals.