A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can make the bartender laugh." The man thinks to himself, "I've got a good joke up my sleeve for this challenge."
So he walks up to the bartender and says, "Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction?"
The bartender looks intrigued and says, "Sure, go ahead."
The man says, "Well, I'm still working on it."
The bartender chuckles and says, "Not bad, but I'm not sure if it's enough to get a free drink. Got any more jokes?"
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, here's one: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
The bartender seems amused and asks, "Why?"
The man replies, "Because it was two tired!"
The bartender bursts into laughter and says, "Okay, you win! That one was good enough for a free drink."
The man happily accepts his free drink and continues to share jokes with the bartender throughout the night, earning himself plenty of free drinks and cheers from the other patrons. And that, my friends, is how a man with a knack for humor got all the drinks he wanted at the bar.