One day, a man walks into a bar with a small piano and a tiny piano player. He sets them both on the bar and the tiny piano player starts playing beautiful music. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he found such a talented performer.
The man replies, "Well, I was walking along the beach one day when I stumbled upon a magical lamp. I rubbed it and out popped a genie who granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to be a billionaire. For my second wish, I asked for a beautiful woman to fall in love with me. And for my third wish, I asked for a 12-inch pianist."
The bartender laughs and says, "Wait a minute, don't you mean a 12-inch pianist?"
The man shrugs and says, "Hey, I may have money and love, but when it comes to pianists, size matters!"