A man walks into a bar and sees a horse standing at the end of the bar with a sign that reads "I can make you laugh." Intrigued, the man decides to take the horse up on its offer.
The horse leans in close to the man and whispers, "I'll tell you a joke, but be warned, it's a bit dirty."
The man nods eagerly, ready for a good laugh. So the horse begins its joke:
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?"
The man, already chuckling, responds, "I don't know, why?"
"To get to the bottom!" the horse exclaims, bursting into laughter.
The man can't help but crack up at the unexpected punchline. He thanks the horse for the joke and starts to walk away, but before he can leave, the horse stops him and says, "Wait, wait! I've got another one for you."
Curious, the man turns back to hear the horse's second joke:
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
Puzzled, the man asks, "I have no idea, why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field!" the horse exclaims, bursting into laughter once again.
The man can't contain his laughter as he realizes he's been bested by a horse's sense of humor. He thanks the horse for the jokes and leaves the bar, still chuckling to himself about the hilarious encounter with the witty equine.