A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, what's with the duck?"
The man replies, "Oh, this duck is special. He's my pet and he's trained to do tricks."
Intrigued, the bartender asks, "Really? Show me a trick then."
So the man nods to the duck and says, "Alright, Duck, dance!" And to everyone's amazement, the duck starts dancing on his head.
The bartender is impressed and says, "That's incredible! What else can he do?"
The man grins and says, "Well, Duck, do a backflip!" And once again, the duck performs a perfect backflip on his head.
Now the bartender is really impressed and says, "I've never seen anything like this before! How did you train him to do all these tricks?"
The man leans in closer and whispers, "Well, it all started when I found a magic lamp and rubbed it. A genie appeared and granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked for a million dollars. For my second wish, I asked for a beautiful wife. And for my third wish…I asked for a talking duck who knows how to breakdance!"