A man walks into a bar and sits down. As he's sipping his drink, he notices a big jar full of money sitting on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender replies, "Oh, that's our challenge jar. If you can complete three challenges that we give you, you get all the money in the jar."
Intrigued, the man asks what the challenges are.
"First, you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without any water. Second, you have to go out back and pull out one of our rotten teeth with just a pair of pliers. And finally, you have to make love to our oldest regular, who's 95 years old and has no teeth."
The man ponders this for a moment before saying, "I don't think I can do all of that. But I'll give it a shot."
After a few drinks to muster up some courage, the man takes the bottle of hot sauce and starts chugging it down. Tears streaming down his face, he manages to finish the entire thing.
Feeling emboldened, he stumbles out back and the sounds of grunts and screams can be heard as he tries to pull out the rotten tooth.
Finally, he comes back inside, panting and covered in sweat. He looks at the bartender and says, "Alright, now where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"