One day, a man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat down at the bar, he noticed a tiny man playing the piano in the corner. The man was amazed at how talented the tiny man was, playing complex pieces with incredible speed and accuracy.
After finishing his drink, the man approached the bartender and asked about the tiny piano player. The bartender explained that the tiny man was actually a genie who granted wishes to anyone who could beat him in a piano-playing contest.
Intrigued, the man asked the bartender if he could give it a try. The bartender agreed, but warned the man that the genie had never been beaten before.
The man sat down at the piano and began to play. The tiny genie matched his every note, playing flawlessly and effortlessly. The man played as hard as he could, but no matter what he did, he couldn't seem to outplay the tiny genie.
Frustrated, the man finally gave up and asked the genie how he managed to play so well. The genie simply replied, "I have been playing piano for over a thousand years, no mortal can ever beat me."
The man sighed and said, "Well, in that case, can you grant me a wish?"
The genie nodded and asked the man what he desired. The man thought for a moment and said, "I wish for you to make my… " and suddenly he stopped playing the piano.
Confused, the genie asked, "Make your what?"
The man grinned and said, "Make my… piano 10 times bigger!"