Three friends, a doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer were playing golf and discussing whose profession was the oldest.
The doctor said, "Well, in the Bible, God took a rib from Adam to create Eve, so surely medicine came first."
The engineer disagreed, "No way! Before there could even be a rib, there had to be a design for a human body. Engineering is definitely the oldest profession."
The lawyer smirked and said, "Actually, you're both wrong. Before God created the world, there was complete chaos and darkness. The lawyer had to exist to bring order out of that chaos, so lawyering is clearly the oldest profession."
Just then, a booming voice from the heavens spoke out, "Actually, the oldest profession is farming. Who do you think created the chaos and darkness in the first place?"