A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there enjoying his beverage, he notices a small jar on the counter filled with $100 bills. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender explains, "We have a challenge here at the bar. If you can complete three tasks, you get to take all the money in the jar."
Intrigued, the man asks what the tasks are.
The bartender replies, "First, you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Second, there's a pit bull out back with a sore tooth that needs to be removed. And finally, there's an old lady upstairs who has never been satisfied by a man and you have to take care of that."
The man thinks it over for a moment and then says, "Alright, I'll give it a shot."
He grabs the bottle of hot sauce and chugs it down, tears streaming down his face but he doesn't flinch. Next, he goes outside to deal with the pit bull. The sounds of growling and barking can be heard from inside the bar, followed by a loud yelp.
Finally, the man goes upstairs to the old lady's room. Suddenly, there's a lot of crashing and banging, furniture being thrown around, and sounds of a struggle.
After a few minutes, the man stumbles back downstairs, bloody and battered, and says to the bartender, "Okay, where's that old lady with the sore tooth?"