A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they both sit down at the counter. The bartender looks at them, incredulous, and says, "Hey, you can't bring that giraffe in here! And why the long face?"
The man, unfazed, replies, "Oh, don't worry about him. He's just here for a quick drink."
The bartender shakes his head but serves them both anyway. As the man and the giraffe are enjoying their drinks, a drunk patron approaches them and loudly asks, "Hey, what's with the giraffe?"
The man smiles and says, "Oh, he's my best friend. We go everywhere together. In fact, we're so close that we even finish each other's sentences."
The drunk man raises an eyebrow and challenges them, "Alright then, prove it."
The man nods and turns to the giraffe, "Hey, what's your favorite food?"
The giraffe leans in and whispers, "Girafficelli."
The man chuckles and turns back to the drunk patron, who is now thoroughly impressed. "Wow, that's amazing! You guys really are inseparable."
As the night goes on, the man and the giraffe continue to entertain the bar with their antics. Eventually, the bartender approaches them and says, "Alright, you guys have been great customers, but it's getting late. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
The man nods understandingly and stands up, but the giraffe refuses to budge. The man looks down at him and says, "Come on, let's go."
But the giraffe shakes his head and insists, "I'm not leaving until I've had one more drink."
The man sighs and gestures to the bartender, "Well, I guess we'll have to oblige. One more drink for my long-necked friend here."
The bartender pours them one last round, and as they finish, the man looks at the giraffe and says, "Alright, let's go."
But the giraffe stumbles to his feet, clearly intoxicated, and slurs, "Wait, I need to use the bathroom first."
The man shakes his head in disbelief and leads the giraffe to the bathroom, where he struggles to fit his long neck through the doorway. The man watches in amusement as the giraffe finally emerges, looking slightly dazed.
As they make their way to the exit, the man turns to the bartender and says, "Thanks for a great night. I guess you could say we really stuck our necks out tonight, huh?"
And with that, the man and the giraffe walk out into the night, leaving the bar patrons in stitches at the absurdity of it all.