There were three men stranded on a deserted island: a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. They had been stranded for weeks and were starting to lose hope of ever being rescued.
One day, they stumbled upon an old bottle washed up on the shore. When they opened it, a genie appeared and granted them each one wish.
The doctor immediately wished to be rescued and transported back home. Poof! He disappeared.
The lawyer thought for a moment and then wished for a luxury yacht to come and take him back to civilization. Poof! He disappeared too.
The priest was left alone with the genie and the genie said, "You have one wish left, what will it be?"
The priest thought for a moment and then said, "I wish for my two friends to be back here with me."
And just like that, the doctor and lawyer reappeared on the island.