There were three men stranded on a deserted island: a lawyer, a doctor, and a priest. They were starting to get desperate for food when they stumbled upon a magical lamp on the beach. They rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie who granted them each one wish.
The doctor, being practical, wished for a boat so they could escape the island. The genie granted his wish and a boat appeared on the shore.
The lawyer, being cunning, wished for a helicopter so they could escape the island even faster. The genie granted his wish and a helicopter appeared on the shore.
The priest, being humble, said, "I just wish for my friends to be happy and for us to all get along."
The genie granted his wish and suddenly, the lawyer and the doctor started fighting over who gets to use the helicopter first. The priest sighed and said, "Well, at least they're happy."