Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
But wait, there's more…
So the bicycle decided to go to therapy to figure out why it couldn't stand up on its own. After a few sessions, the therapist finally told the bicycle, "You need to start pedaling your way to self-confidence and believe in yourself!"
The bicycle was skeptical at first, but it decided to give it a try. And wouldn't you know it, after weeks of pedaling and positive affirmations, the bicycle finally stood up on its own two wheels.
Feeling accomplished, the bicycle decided to celebrate by going to a bar. As it rolled in, all the other bikes were in awe of its newfound confidence and independence.
One bike leaned over to another and whispered, "Wow, look at that bicycle! It's really wheely something now."
And the other bike replied, "Yeah, I guess you could say it's really got a handle on things now."
Just then, the bartender looked over at the bicycle and said, "Hey, why the long chain reaction?"
And the bicycle responded, "I guess you could say I've finally found my balance in life!"
Everyone in the bar burst out laughing, and the bicycle realized that sometimes, all it takes is a little pedal power and a lot of self-belief to stand out in the world.