A man was sitting at home one day when he heard a knock at the door. When he answered it, he found a snail on the doorstep.
The snail looked up at him and said, "Hey, buddy, can you spare a minute of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"
The man was taken aback and replied, "Sure, but don't you think it's a little strange for a snail to be preaching about religion?"
The snail shrugged and said, "Well, I may be slow, but I'm always on the move spreading the good word."
Impressed by the snail's dedication, the man decided to listen to the snail's sermon. However, just as the snail was reaching the climax of his message, a turtle suddenly appeared out of nowhere and interrupted, saying, "Excuse me, but have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
The man couldn't help but burst out laughing at the absurdity of the situation. The snail and the turtle then engaged in a heated debate about which religion was better, with the man acting as the mediator.
In the end, the man couldn't decide which was funnier – a snail preaching about Jesus or a turtle promoting the Ninja Turtles. But one thing was for sure – it was definitely the most entertaining religious debate he had ever witnessed.