A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can pass our test."
The man asks the bartender about the test and the bartender tells him, "First, you have to drink this entire bottle of pepper tequila in one sitting without making a face. Then, there's a pit bull out back with a sore tooth that you have to remove. And finally, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, and you have to give her one."
The man is shocked but determined to get free drinks, so he agrees to take the test. He starts by downing the bottle of pepper tequila, tears streaming down his face but determined not to make a face.
Next, he goes out back and all the bar patrons hear growling and snarling, but then silence. The man staggers back in, covered in scratches and blood, and says, "Alright, where's that old lady with the sore tooth?"