A man walks into a bar and sits down, noticing a jar full of money on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender what the money is for.
The bartender tells him that they have a challenge for anyone brave enough to try it. If you can complete three tasks, you get all the money in the jar.
Intrigued, the man asks what the tasks are.
The bartender explains, "First, you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Second, you have to pull a tooth out of our resident grizzly bear. And finally, you have to give a satisfying back massage to our 300-pound bouncer."
The man laughs and says, "That's insane! No one could possibly do all that."
But after a few drinks, the man starts feeling confident and decides to give it a try. He downs the bottle of hot sauce, tears streaming down his face but he doesn't flinch.
Next, he bravely enters the grizzly bear's cage and after some scuffling and roaring, he emerges with the tooth in hand.
Finally, he approaches the bouncer and starts giving him a back massage, the bouncer grunting with pleasure.
When he's done, the bartender hands him the jar of money, amazed that he actually completed all the tasks.
The man smirks and says, "Well, I may have completed the tasks, but I have one more challenge for you. You have to tell me why there's a jar full of money on the counter and how anyone could possibly complete those insane tasks."
The bartender looks at him sheepishly and says, "Oh, that jar of money? That's just for show. No one has ever completed the tasks, we just like to see people try. But hey, you did it! Enjoy the money!"