A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for a year to anyone who can complete our challenge." Intrigued, the man asks the bartender about the challenge.
The bartender explains, "The challenge is simple. First, you have to drink this entire bottle of hot sauce without stopping. Then, you have to go out back and wrestle our 500-pound gorilla. Finally, you have to go upstairs and make love to our 90-year-old bartender."
The man is taken aback by the challenge, but the thought of free drinks for a year is too tempting to pass up. He decides to take on the challenge and starts chugging the hot sauce.
After finishing the bottle, the man staggers out back to face the gorilla. The patrons inside hear loud roars and crashing sounds, and they start to worry about the man. But suddenly, the man bursts back into the bar, covered in scratches and bruises but beaming with pride.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Alright, now where's that 90-year-old bartender I have to wrestle?"