A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life, just pass the test."
Intrigued, the man asks the bartender about the sign. The bartender explains that in order to get free drinks for life, he must complete three tasks.
First, he must drink an entire bottle of tequila in one sitting without making a face. The man nods confidently and proceeds to down the entire bottle without flinching.
Next, he must go outside and pull the sore tooth of a rabid dog. The man hesitates for a moment but decides to go through with it. After a few minutes of struggle and a lot of barking, he emerges with the tooth in hand.
Finally, the bartender tells him he must make love to the ugliest woman in town. The man looks around and spots a woman who could only be described as hideous. But he is determined to get free drinks for life, so he takes her to a room in the back and shuts the door.
After a few minutes, the man emerges, sweating and panting. The bartender asks, "Well, how was it?"
The man replies, "Honestly, not great. But hey, a bet's a bet!"
The bartender laughs and says, "Congratulations, you've passed the test! Enjoy free drinks for life."
The man smiles and says, "Thanks, but just out of curiosity, what was the point of those tasks?"
The bartender shrugs and says, "Oh, there was no point really. I just like to mess with people. But hey, at least you got a good story out of it!"