A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can pass our test." Intrigued, the man asks the bartender about the test.
The bartender explains, "You have to complete three tasks to get free drinks for life. The first task is to drink a gallon of hot sauce without flinching. The second task is to go out back and pull out the bad tooth of our angry pet alligator. And the third task is to make love to the old lady who lives next door."
The man thinks about it for a moment and decides to give it a shot. He takes a deep breath and chugs down the gallon of hot sauce, tears streaming down his face. He then bravely goes out back and wrestles with the alligator, eventually pulling out its bad tooth.
Finally, he goes to the old lady's house and she welcomes him inside. As they start getting frisky, the man notices a picture on the wall of a man with a missing tooth. He asks the old lady, "Is that your husband?"
She replies, "No, that's the son of a b*tch who gave the alligator a bad tooth!"