A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there sipping on his drink, he notices a small jar on the counter filled with $20 bills. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender explains that they have a challenge for their customers. To win the money in the jar, you have to complete three tasks. The man, feeling confident, decides to give it a shot.
The bartender hands him a small cup of hot sauce and explains the first task. "You have to drink this entire cup of hot sauce without flinching or making a face."
The man nods, takes a deep breath, and chugs the hot sauce in one go. Tears streaming down his face, he manages to keep a straight face. The bartender nods in approval and hands him the second task.
"For the second task, you have to go outside and pull the tooth of our meanest biker without him waking up."
The man hesitates for a moment, but then decides to go for it. He walks outside and a few minutes later, the patrons inside the bar hear a loud commotion. The man comes back in with the tooth in hand, a large bruise forming on his cheek.
Impressed, the bartender hands him the last task. "For the final task, you have to go upstairs and make love to our oldest and ugliest waitress."
The man's eyes widen in shock. He looks at the bartender, appalled. "There's no way I can do that!"
The bartender shrugs. "Well, I guess you don't get the money then."
Defeated, the man starts to leave the bar. As he's walking out, the bartender calls after him, "Hey, just out of curiosity, why couldn't you do the last task?"
The man turns around and replies, "I'm not strong enough to hold my breath for that long!"