The Three-Part Bar Challenge

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can complete the challenge." Intrigued, he asks the bartender what the challenge is.

The bartender says, "Well, first you have to drink an entire bottle of whiskey in under a minute. Then, there's a mean looking bouncer outside who has a tooth that's been bothering him for weeks. You have to pull it out. And finally, there's a woman in the back who has never had an orgasm. You have to give her one."

The man looks at the bartender, nods, and says, "Alright, let's do this."

He grabs the bottle of whiskey and chugs it down in record time. He then stumbles outside and there's the bouncer, looking tough and menacing. The man takes a deep breath, reaches for the bouncer's mouth, and yanks out the tooth. The bouncer grunts in pain but nods in approval.

Feeling confident, the man walks to the back of the bar where the woman is waiting. He goes in and shuts the door. The patrons in the bar can hear muffled screams and moans coming from the room, along with the sound of furniture being knocked over.

After what feels like an eternity, the door swings open and the man stumbles out, sweaty and disheveled. The bartender looks at him expectantly and asks, "So, did you give her an orgasm?"

The man replies, "Honestly, I have no idea. I pulled her tooth out and she ran out of the room screaming bloody murder."