A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the man and says, "Hey, where'd you get that?"
The parrot replies, "I got it in Africa, there's thousands of them there."
The bartender is amazed and says, "Wow, that's incredible. What do they eat?"
The parrot responds, "Just about anything, they're not picky eaters. I've seen them eat everything from fruit to insects."
The bartender then asks, "Do they talk?"
The parrot smirks and says, "Oh, they talk alright. They can mimic sounds perfectly and even hold full conversations."
At this point, the bartender is thoroughly impressed and turns to the man and says, "I'll give you $100 for that parrot."
The man thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well, I suppose I could let him go for $100."
So the bartender hands over the money and takes the parrot home with him. The next day, the bartender is getting ready for work and the parrot starts talking. It says, "Hey, where'd you get that?"
The bartender chuckles and responds, "I got it from a man in a bar. He said there were thousands of them in Africa."
And the parrot squawks, "Oh man, I told you that joke already!"