Two friends, Bob and Joe, were out hiking in the woods when they stumbled upon a talking frog. The frog looked up at them and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
Bob quickly picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. Joe looked at him and said, "Aren't you going to kiss it and see if it turns into a princess?"
Bob replied, "Nah, I'd rather have a talking frog."
Joe chuckled and said, "Well, maybe you can train it to do some tricks or something."
As they continued down the trail, Bob pulled out the frog and said, "Alright frog, jump!" The frog just sat there, staring at him.
Bob tried again, "Come on frog, jump!" Still nothing.
Frustrated, Bob looked at Joe and said, "This frog is broken. It won't do anything I tell it to do."
Joe laughed and said, "Maybe it only responds to princesses. Why don't you kiss it and see what happens?"
Bob rolled his eyes and said, "Fine, I'll give it a try." He leaned in and kissed the frog on the lips. Suddenly, the frog transformed into a beautiful princess.
The princess looked at Bob and said, "Thank you for breaking the curse and turning me back into a human. Is there anything I can do to repay you?"
Bob grinned and replied, "Actually, there is. Could you turn my friend Joe into a handsome prince?"
The princess nodded and waved her hand, and just like that, Joe turned into a handsome prince.
Bob looked at his friend and said, "Well Joe, it looks like your fairy tale ending came true after all."
Joe laughed and replied, "Yeah, but I still think I'd rather have a talking frog."