A man is walking through the forest when he comes across a talking frog. The frog says to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and grant you three wishes."
The man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog protests, "Hey, what are you doing? I can turn into a beautiful princess and grant you three wishes!"
The man replies, "Nah, I'd rather have a talking frog."
The frog is puzzled, "But why? Think of all the things I could do for you as a princess!"
The man chuckles, "I've been married three times already. I don't need another woman nagging me all the time. But a talking frog? Now that's something I can show off to my friends!"