A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for the person who can make the bartender laugh." So, the man confidently walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet I can make you laugh."
The bartender looks at him skeptically but nods, agreeing to give him a shot. The man then proceeds to pull out a tiny piano and a hamster from his pocket. He sets the hamster on the piano and the hamster starts playing a beautiful melody.
The bartender is impressed but manages to keep a straight face. The man then pulls out a frog and places it next to the hamster. The frog starts singing along with the piano, creating a harmonious duet.
The bartender is astounded but still doesn't crack a smile. The man, determined to win the free drinks, pulls out a small duck and sets it on the piano as well. The duck starts dancing to the music, making the trio even more entertaining.
Finally, the bartender can't contain himself and bursts into laughter. The man grins triumphantly and says, "I told you I could make you laugh! Now, where are my free drinks?"
The bartender wipes away tears of laughter and says, "You definitely earned those drinks! But I have to ask, where did you find a hamster that can play piano, a frog that can sing, and a duck that can dance?"
The man shrugs and replies, "Oh, I just stumbled upon a magical lamp that granted me three wishes. That's how I got these talented animals."
The bartender is amazed and pours the man a round of free drinks. As the man celebrates his victory, he looks at the piano-playing hamster, the singing frog, and the dancing duck and says, "Who would've thought that my wish for a successful career in entertainment would come true in such a bizarre and hilarious way?"