A man was walking into a bar and noticed a horse sitting at the counter, drinking a beer.
Curious, the man sat down next to the horse and struck up a conversation.
"So, um, why the long face?" the man asked, trying to break the ice.
The horse looked at him and replied, "Well, I guess it's because I'm a horse."
The man laughed and said, "Oh, I see. So what brings you to a bar?"
The horse took a sip of his beer and said, "Well, I just wanted to unwind after a long day of trotting around and being a horse, you know?"
The man nodded and ordered a drink for himself. As they chatted more, the man couldn't help but be in awe of how well-spoken and humorous the horse was.
After a while, the bartender approached and asked, "Hey, buddy, you know we don't allow animals in here, right?"
The man looked at the horse and said, "Well, he's not just any horse. He's a talking horse!"
The bartender looked skeptical and said, "A talking horse, eh? Prove it."
The man turned to the horse and said, "Hey, do you know how to play the piano?"
The horse nodded and proceeded to play an impressive tune on the piano in the corner of the bar. The bartender was amazed and said, "I've never seen anything like this before! You can stay as long as you want, talking horse."
The man and the horse continued to enjoy their drinks and entertain the other patrons with their unique friendship. And from that day on, the bar was never the same again.