A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our bartender laugh."
He decides to give it a shot and walks up to the bartender. "I heard you're giving out free drinks if I can make you laugh," he says.
The bartender nods and says, "That's right, but let me warn you, I've heard every joke in the book. So good luck!"
Undeterred, the man confidently says, "Well, how do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
The bartender lets out a small chuckle and says, "Not bad, not bad. But I've heard better. Sorry, no free drink for you."
Determined to win that free drink, the man tries again. "Okay, how about this one: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!"
The bartender smiles but shakes his head. "Nice try, but still not quite there. No free drink for you."
Feeling defeated but refusing to give up, the man racks his brain for another joke. Suddenly, he has a brilliant idea. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a frog.
Confused, the bartender asks, "What's that for?"
The man grins and says, "I heard you like musical jokes. Well, this frog is a talented pianist. Watch this."
He sets the tiny piano on the bar, places the frog in front of it, and the frog starts playing a beautiful melody.
The bartender is absolutely stunned and bursts out laughing. "That's incredible! You definitely earned that free drink. What's your name, pal?"
"Thanks! My name is John, and this here is my talented frog, Kermit. He's my little pianist!" John replies with a smile.
The bartender pours John a drink and congratulates him on his clever joke. The whole bar erupts into laughter, and John and Kermit become local legends, known for their hilarious act that always brings a smile to everyone's faces.