One day, a man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's a cool parrot! What's its name?"
The man replies, "His name is Captain Crunch."
The bartender chuckles and says, "Why do you call him Captain Crunch?"
The man explains, "Well, he's got a bit of a cereal obsession. Every morning he eats a bowl of Captain Crunch for breakfast, and then he spends the rest of the day squawking about how he's a pirate and looking for buried treasure."
The bartender laughs and says, "That's hilarious! Does he ever find any treasure?"
The man shakes his head and says, "No, but last week he did find the remote control and changed all the channels on the TV to the Animal Planet. Now he won't stop squawking about how he's learned to speak wolf."
The bartender can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. Just then, the parrot squawks, "Avast ye mateys! Raise the anchor and set sail for the kitchen, for I be famished for some more Captain Crunch!"
The bartender and the man burst into laughter, as Captain Crunch the parrot continues to entertain the entire bar with his ridiculous antics. And as the night goes on, the man and his parrot become the talk of the town, as people from far and wide come to see the infamous Captain Crunch in action.