A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender looks at him and asks, "What's with the frog?"
The man replies, "Oh, this frog is an amazing singer. He's the best in the world, and he's going to make me rich!"
Intrigued, the bartender asks the man to prove it. So the man places the frog on the bar, and the frog starts singing a beautiful rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. The bartender is stunned and impressed.
As the frog finishes its performance, a woman at the bar approaches the man and asks, "Wow, that frog is incredible! Can I buy him from you for $1000?"
The man thinks for a moment and then agrees to sell the frog to the woman. The bartender shakes his head in disbelief as the woman walks out of the bar with the singing frog.
Curious, the bartender asks the man, "Why on earth did you sell such a talented frog for only $1000?"
The man laughs and says, "Because the real money is in the talking duck I have in my pocket!"