One day, a man went to a bar and decided to try his luck with the beautiful bartender. He walked up to her and said, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
The bartender looked him up and down and said, "I'm sorry, but I only date guys who have at least one tattoo."
The man thought for a moment and then said, "Well, that's no problem. I'll just go get a tattoo right now and come back."
So, he left the bar and went to a tattoo parlor. He told the tattoo artist that he wanted a picture of a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis.
The tattoo artist was surprised but agreed to do it. After several hours of excruciating pain, the man finally had his new tattoo.
Proud of his accomplishment, he went back to the bar and showed the bartender his tattoo.
The bartender took one look and burst out laughing. The man asked, "What's so funny?"
The bartender replied, "Well, at least now you can say you have money coming out of your pants!"