A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Free drinks for life! Just ask the bartender for details."
Excited, the man goes up to the bartender and asks, "So how do I get free drinks for life?"
The bartender replies, "Well, you just have to do three things. First, you have to drink a whole bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Second, you have to go outside and wrestle a bear. And third, you have to kiss the ugliest person in the bar."
The man thinks about it for a moment and decides to go for it. He chugs the bottle of hot sauce, barely making it through without crying. He then stumbles outside and the patrons hear a loud commotion followed by the man yelling, "Alright, where's the bear?!"
After a few minutes, the man comes back into the bar, covered in scratches and bruises, and asks, "Okay, now where's that person I have to kiss?"
The bartender points to a woman in the corner of the bar, who is clearly the ugliest person there. The man takes a deep breath, walks over to her, and plants a big, wet kiss on her lips.
The woman looks shocked and disgusted, and the man turns back to the bartender and says, "Alright, I did all three things. Now where are my free drinks for life?"
The bartender looks at him with a smirk and says, "Oh, I was just kidding about that. But hey, at least you got a good story out of it!"