Two friends, Bob and Jim, were out hiking in the woods when they stumbled upon a bear. Bob immediately took off running, leaving Jim behind.
Jim, feeling panicked, dropped to his knees and started praying, "Please God, make this bear a Christian bear!"
To his surprise, the bear stopped in its tracks, got down on its knees, and started praying too, "Thank you, God, for this meal I'm about to receive."