A man walks into a bar with a tiny giraffe on a leash. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, you can't bring that in here!"
The man replies, "Oh, don't worry, he's not causing any trouble. In fact, he's quite well-behaved. Watch this." And with that, the man commands the tiny giraffe to perform a series of tricks like jumping through hoops, balancing on his hind legs, and even doing a little dance.
The bartender is amazed and says, "Wow, that's impressive! Where did you get such a talented giraffe?"
The man replies, "I won him in a poker game."
The bartender, incredulous, asks, "You won a giraffe in a poker game? How is that even possible?"
The man shrugs and says, "Well, the other guy had a full house, but I had a full giraffe. And let me tell you, he's been a real ace up my sleeve ever since."