A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the man and says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get that thing?"
The parrot replies, "I got him at the pet store. He's a great talker, too!"
The bartender is impressed and asks, "What kinds of things does he say?"
The parrot squawks, "Well, he mostly complains about being stuck with this guy all the time. He's really boring and never lets me have any fun!"
The man is embarrassed and tries to change the subject, but the parrot continues on, "And don't even get me started on his fashion sense! Who wears socks with sandals?!"
The bartender can't help but laugh at the parrot's sassiness and the man's discomfort. Finally, the man sighs and says, "Sorry about that. I'll try to keep him in line."
As the man and the parrot leave the bar, the bird leans over and whispers, "That was some good improv back there. We really had him going!"
And that's how a man and his parrot walked into a bar and left with everyone laughing.