The Musical Misadventures of a Man with Tom Jones Syndrome

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have this strange problem where I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' by Tom Jones."

The doctor examines him and says, "I've never heard of anything like this before. But don't worry, we'll get to the root of the problem."

After running some tests, the doctor discovers that the man has a rare condition called Tom Jones Syndrome, where his brain is stuck in a loop playing that same song over and over again.

The man is relieved to finally have an answer for his strange behavior and asks the doctor, "Is there a cure for this?"

The doctor replies, "Well, there is one known treatment. You'll need to go see a specialist who can hypnotize you and reprogram your brain to stop playing that song."

The man agrees to try anything to get rid of the constant singing, so he goes to see the specialist. The hypnotist puts him into a trance and begins the reprogramming process.

A few minutes later, the man wakes up and asks, "Did it work? Am I cured?"

The hypnotist smiles and says, "Yes, you're cured! You won't be singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' anymore."

The man is overjoyed and thanks the specialist profusely. As he leaves the office, he feels a weight lifted off his shoulders and starts to whistle a tune.

But then he stops abruptly and gasps in horror. The hypnotist had accidentally reprogrammed him to sing a different song on repeat.

Now, every time the man opens his mouth to speak, all that comes out is "Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo…"