A man walks into a bar with a tiny little piano and a frog sitting on top of it. He sets up the piano on the bar and starts playing a beautiful tune. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he got such a talented frog.
The man replies, "I found a genie lamp and made a wish for a musical frog! Watch this." He then pulls out a magic lamp and rubs it. Poof! A genie appears and grants him one wish.
The bartender, intrigued, asks the man what his wish is. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "I wish for a million bucks!"
The genie nods and disappears. Suddenly, the bar is filled with a sea of ducks quacking and flying all around. The bartender looks puzzled and asks the man, "I think your genie messed up. You asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The man laughs and says, "Oh, I forgot to mention, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"