A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Cheeseburger: $1.00, Chicken Sandwich: $2.00, Hand Job: $5.00."
Curious, the man calls the bartender over and asks, "Excuse me, but is that sign correct? Are you really offering hand jobs for $5.00?"
The bartender nods and says, "Yes, it's true. Would you like one?"
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Sure, why not? But just make sure you wash your hands first."
The bartender chuckles and leads the man into the back room where a beautiful woman is waiting. The man sits down, closes his eyes, and waits for the hand job to begin.
A few moments later, he feels a warm, wet sensation on his lap. He opens his eyes to see the bartender standing over him with a hot towel in his hand.
"Sorry, buddy," the bartender says with a smirk, "but the hot towel is included in the price. The hand job is an extra $5.00."