A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sitting there drinking, a tiny little man walks in and starts playing the piano beautifully. The man is amazed and asks the bartender, "Where did that little guy come from?"
The bartender replies, "Oh, he's a genie. He'll grant you one wish if you'd like."
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I wish for a million bucks!"
Suddenly, the bar is flooded with ducks quacking and flapping around. The man looks around in confusion and says, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The bartender chuckles and says, "Oh, sorry about that. The genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think I would have wished for a 12-inch pianist?"